Cold Open
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We record what happened, link it to evidence, label speculation as speculation, and let readers decide.
TL;DR
- Board purchased in 2023; instability appears mid-2025; RMA begins.
- Warranty denial → escalation → BBB involvement → “courtesy” repair.
- Post-repair instability escalates; later evidence shows visible residue near socket area.
- “NIB replacement” path pivots into “buyback default workflow” loop.
- Inventory search concludes: no NIB stock; recertified replacement offered under warranty terms; customer proposes invoice-based reimbursement for a clean resolution path.
Meters
Trigger condition: identical phrasing repeated after proposals are acknowledged but not addressed.
Timeline
Format: Play-by-play (fact) → Replay (receipt) → Color commentary.
Play-by-play
ROG Strix Z790 WiFi D4 purchased from Amazon.
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Play-by-play
Board still boots, but BOOT LED may stay on for a long time; slow boots can take ~20 minutes.
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Play-by-play
While preparing the board for shipping, visible residue is observed around the LGA socket latch area after the prior repair.
Note: we describe what is visible; we do not claim causality. Readers can evaluate the photos.
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“Visible residue … indicating the socket was manually reworked but not properly cleaned…”
Play-by-play
Response acknowledges documentation, states no suitable NIB replacement available, asks for proof of purchase requirements.
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Play-by-play
Buyback process proposed after receiving the unit; payout quoted as 4–6 weeks with JP Morgan/Concourse flow.
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Alternative proposals are restated; response repeats the same default reimbursement phrasing.
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“At this time the only reimbursement … initial cost … 4–6 weeks … purchase from any reseller…”
Play-by-play
Customer notifies ASUS the case is now publicly documented (receipts-first, no personal naming).
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“If ASUS is able to resolve this professionally, I’ll gladly follow up with a positive outcome… If not, I’ll let the documentation stand as-is.”
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Agent reports the inventory team needs 3–5 business days (no weekends) to respond.
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“I am still waiting on a response from the inventory team… this can take 3-5 business days, not including weekends.”
Play-by-play
Inventory confirms no New-In-Box units; offers same-model recertified replacement and cites warranty terms.
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Play-by-play
After customer rejects recertified and proposes invoice-based reimbursement, no follow-up is received (as of 12/29).
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“(No response yet.)”
Play-by-play
Agent requests Amazon link + screenshot for the “current replacement,” and requires the reseller to be an authorized ASUS dealer.
This shifts the problem from “what is available” to “what is available + on a private whitelist.”
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“Please send me a screenshot and link… Please make sure that the reseller… is a authorized ASUS dealer…”
Play-by-play
Your proposed Amazon options are rejected because the sellers shown on the listings are not on the authorized reseller list (including cases where “Ships from Amazon” but “Sold by” is a third party).
Key mechanic: “Amazon the platform” ≠ “Amazon the authorized seller.”
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Play-by-play
Case coverage shifts to another rep; response promises review and update within 2 business days.
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Agent replies: still pending an update.
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“I am still pending an update.”
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ASUS offers a New-In-Box replacement: TUF GAMING Z790-PLUS WIFI. Customer declines due to product-tier mismatch (ROG → non-ROG).
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Play-by-play
Coverage rep offers a recertified replacement (same model line). Customer rejects, citing failed repair / QC concerns and the principle of not absorbing ASUS process failures.
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Play-by-play
Agent acknowledges coverage rep lacks back-end context, asks for a specific model of interest, and frames the process around finding a suitable NIB model change.
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ASUS suggests a ROG MAXIMUS Z890 HERO (LGA1851) as the closest NIB option; customer rejects due to incompatibility with existing LGA1700 CPU/platform and unreasonable forced migration.
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Play-by-play
ASUS reports extensive search yielded no New-In-Box replacements meeting criteria; offers a New-In-Box PRO WS W680 ACE (different market segment: workstation).
This is the “we found something NIB, but not what you bought” branch.
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Play-by-play
Agent apologizes for delayed response due to weather and promises an update in 2–3 business days.
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Play-by-play
BBB closes the complaint as “Answered,” noting the business responded but the consumer remains dissatisfied. Suggested next steps are generic regulatory contacts.
No ruling. No enforcement. Just a public ledger entry.
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Evidence Vault
Full text excerpts, sorted by date. Redactions applied for privacy.
🧾 2025-12-09 — “No suitable NIB… POP requirements”
PASTE THE EMAIL HERE (short excerpt only)🧾 2025-12-10 — Buyback instructions (JP Morgan / Concourse)
PASTE THE EMAIL HERE (short excerpt only)📋 2025-12-16~12-17 — “only reimbursement … initial cost” loop
PASTE THE REPEATED PARAGRAPH(S) HERE📨 2025-12-18 — “Reached out to the Warehouse again”
Good Evening,
... I have reached out to the Warehouse to see if they have anything available at this time again.
The reason that we offered the Buyback ... no suitable replacements ...
Once I hear back from them I will let you know.
Thank you.
(Rep name redacted)📨 2025-12-19 — “3-5 business days (not including weekends)”
Good Evening,
... still waiting on a response from the inventory team as this can take 3-5 business days, not including weekends.
Once I receive an update I will reach out to you.
... replacement if one is available or the reimbursement option of the buyback.
Have a Great Weekend,
(Rep name redacted)📨 2025-12-23 — “NIB none, recertified available”
Good Afternoon,
... unfortunately we don't have any New-In-Box units available at this time, however we do have same model recertified units available.
Our warranty terms are for repair ... if repair is not possible then a same model recertified replacement may be provided.
Would you like to proceed with a recertified replacement at this time.
(Rep name redacted)No Verdict — Just a Framework
- RMA timeline includes denial, BBB involvement, and subsequent instability reports.
- NIB availability was first discussed, later stated as unavailable with no ETA.
- Buyback option is repeatedly offered as the default resolution path.
- What internal criteria triggers “NIB search” vs “buyback default workflow”?
- How is post-repair QC documented and verified?
- When proposals don’t fit a script, what path exists besides repeating the script?
Combat Report
A satire scoreboard for process behaviors. No conclusions. Only receipts, timelines, and patterns.
Rating scale: 5⭐ is the maximum for normal human workflows. If a case triggers W.T.F. Overclock Mode, the scale expands to 10⭐ (boss tier).
Active Skills
Passive Skills
- Liability Redirect: attempts to offload process cost to the customer via time, shipping, or uncertainty.
- Proof Gate: requests documentation late in the timeline to re-validate already-known facts.
- Silent Turn: brief response gaps that increase user blood pressure by +15.
- Warranty Clause Shield: when negotiation branches appear, cites standard terms to collapse options back to repair/recertified workflow.
🎒 Drops & Outcome
- Receipts logged: timeline, photos, and escalation trail preserved.
- Primary lesson: “Transparency isn’t a favor — it’s part of after-sales QA.”
- Reader verdict: you decide. We only show the tape.